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No ifs, ands, or butt ventilators
Breathing, on most days, is a pretty simple task. You inhale, the oxygen goes in, fills your lungs, becomes carbon dioxide, and is exhaled. But as certain recent events have made very clear, some diseases make this task difficult, which is where ventilators come in. The issue is, some patients can’t really use ventilators.
Enter a new study from Japan, which tested the ability of mice and pigs to absorb oxygen through the rectum. Yes, breathing through the butt. It’s not actually such a far-fetched idea; several aquatic animals such as sea cucumbers and catfish absorb oxygen through their intestines, and as any drunken frat boy can tell you after a good butt chug, other chemicals can absolutely be absorbed by human intestines.
After an initial successful experiment where a group of mice had their intestines scrubbed, had pure oxygen inserted enterally, and were exposed to a hypoxic environment, the researchers decided to step up their game and avoid the exhaustive act of digestive scrubbing by enlisting the aid of something out of science fiction: perfluorocarbon. If you haven’t seen “The Abyss,” this liquid can absorb massive amounts of oxygen, so you can actually breathe it in the same way you do with air.
In part two of the experiment, a group of hypoxic mice and pigs had perfluorocarbon inserted into their anuses, while another group got saline solution. The saline group did not fare well, but the animals that got perfluorocarbon had their hypoxic symptoms relieved within minutes.
The effectiveness of this procedure in humans clearly has yet to be tested, and while it may not be useful in all, or even most, situations, it is always beneficial to have more ways to combat a problem. Just don’t tell the frat boys: They’ll be hooking oxygen tanks up to their butts and chanting: “Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!”
Better, stronger, faster … pinker
Many people, most of whom aren’t even athletes, commit huge amounts of time, effort, and expense to improve their athletic performance. But what if there’s an easier way?
Research conducted at the University of Westminster (England) showed that participants could, with one fairly simple intervention, get on a treadmill and run 212 meters further in 30 minutes, increasing their speed by an average of 4.4%. Not only that, but “feelings of pleasure were also enhanced, meaning participants found running more enjoyable,” according to a statement from the university.
Is this amazing intervention a new wonder drug? No. Is it a super special nutritional supplement? Negatory. An energy drink that “gives you wiiings”? Nope. The latest designer steroid? Nyet.
Like we said, it’s simple, and it’s pink. Literally, the color pink. We will explain.
Each of the 10 study subjects completed two 30-minute trials on the treadmill. For one, they were given a clear, artificially sweetened drink while they were running. For the other, they received the exact same drink colored pink with food dye. Pink did better. So to recap the last month in our column, faster looks pink, and skinny smells like lemons.
Once again, science demonstrates that you can’t go wrong by fooling a brain. Next week, LOTME tries to find out if purple makes you funnier.
Hey … I’m singing here!
Noise pollution has been linked to plenty of negative outcomes, but the latest target is the poor baby zebra finch.
Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Ornithology in Germany say traffic noise disrupts the timing of vocal development and impairs learning in the flying finches. The noise was also shown to suppress their immune systems, because of lingering stress.
The good news is that the birds with noise-induced stress sang as much as their peers in a control group, so the delay in development “was not due to a lack of vocal practice,” according to researchers. However, one long-term effect could be that zebra finch birdsongs could change over time due to noise-induced copying errors. Imagine a really long game of birdsong telephone – the song at the beginning is unlikely to be the song years from now.
While not mentioned in the study, one could also imagine that due to all that exposure to traffic, young zebra finches could be developing a salty dialect and impatience with fellow finches taking up too much space on the same tree branch. Hopefully, they don’t give others “the bird.”
Slimy soap
Remember at the beginning of the pandemic when it was almost impossible to find sufficient hand-washing supplies? Just when you thought you’d tried everything, there is soap made from snail slime.
Snail slime, surprisingly, has many beneficial properties for humans. The slime has antiaging and skin healing properties and is actually used in some Korean beauty supplies. The snails even use the slime to help fix their shells if they become damaged.
Happily, no snails are harmed in the slime extraction and making of the soap. Snail farmer Damien Desrochers says, “I only touch it with my finger, you see it’s not violent, it’s simple.”
As you can probably imagine, a lot of slime is needed to have a steady supply of this soap, so Mr. Desrochers has systems in place to get enough slime. Approximately 40 snails are needed to make 15 bars of soap, and he hopes to produce about 3,000 bars in the first year.
Nothing really surprises us anymore in the beauty world: People put eggs in their hair and bee venom on their skin, so what’s wrong with a little snail slime?
No ifs, ands, or butt ventilators
Breathing, on most days, is a pretty simple task. You inhale, the oxygen goes in, fills your lungs, becomes carbon dioxide, and is exhaled. But as certain recent events have made very clear, some diseases make this task difficult, which is where ventilators come in. The issue is, some patients can’t really use ventilators.
Enter a new study from Japan, which tested the ability of mice and pigs to absorb oxygen through the rectum. Yes, breathing through the butt. It’s not actually such a far-fetched idea; several aquatic animals such as sea cucumbers and catfish absorb oxygen through their intestines, and as any drunken frat boy can tell you after a good butt chug, other chemicals can absolutely be absorbed by human intestines.
After an initial successful experiment where a group of mice had their intestines scrubbed, had pure oxygen inserted enterally, and were exposed to a hypoxic environment, the researchers decided to step up their game and avoid the exhaustive act of digestive scrubbing by enlisting the aid of something out of science fiction: perfluorocarbon. If you haven’t seen “The Abyss,” this liquid can absorb massive amounts of oxygen, so you can actually breathe it in the same way you do with air.
In part two of the experiment, a group of hypoxic mice and pigs had perfluorocarbon inserted into their anuses, while another group got saline solution. The saline group did not fare well, but the animals that got perfluorocarbon had their hypoxic symptoms relieved within minutes.
The effectiveness of this procedure in humans clearly has yet to be tested, and while it may not be useful in all, or even most, situations, it is always beneficial to have more ways to combat a problem. Just don’t tell the frat boys: They’ll be hooking oxygen tanks up to their butts and chanting: “Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!”
Better, stronger, faster … pinker
Many people, most of whom aren’t even athletes, commit huge amounts of time, effort, and expense to improve their athletic performance. But what if there’s an easier way?
Research conducted at the University of Westminster (England) showed that participants could, with one fairly simple intervention, get on a treadmill and run 212 meters further in 30 minutes, increasing their speed by an average of 4.4%. Not only that, but “feelings of pleasure were also enhanced, meaning participants found running more enjoyable,” according to a statement from the university.
Is this amazing intervention a new wonder drug? No. Is it a super special nutritional supplement? Negatory. An energy drink that “gives you wiiings”? Nope. The latest designer steroid? Nyet.
Like we said, it’s simple, and it’s pink. Literally, the color pink. We will explain.
Each of the 10 study subjects completed two 30-minute trials on the treadmill. For one, they were given a clear, artificially sweetened drink while they were running. For the other, they received the exact same drink colored pink with food dye. Pink did better. So to recap the last month in our column, faster looks pink, and skinny smells like lemons.
Once again, science demonstrates that you can’t go wrong by fooling a brain. Next week, LOTME tries to find out if purple makes you funnier.
Hey … I’m singing here!
Noise pollution has been linked to plenty of negative outcomes, but the latest target is the poor baby zebra finch.
Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Ornithology in Germany say traffic noise disrupts the timing of vocal development and impairs learning in the flying finches. The noise was also shown to suppress their immune systems, because of lingering stress.
The good news is that the birds with noise-induced stress sang as much as their peers in a control group, so the delay in development “was not due to a lack of vocal practice,” according to researchers. However, one long-term effect could be that zebra finch birdsongs could change over time due to noise-induced copying errors. Imagine a really long game of birdsong telephone – the song at the beginning is unlikely to be the song years from now.
While not mentioned in the study, one could also imagine that due to all that exposure to traffic, young zebra finches could be developing a salty dialect and impatience with fellow finches taking up too much space on the same tree branch. Hopefully, they don’t give others “the bird.”
Slimy soap
Remember at the beginning of the pandemic when it was almost impossible to find sufficient hand-washing supplies? Just when you thought you’d tried everything, there is soap made from snail slime.
Snail slime, surprisingly, has many beneficial properties for humans. The slime has antiaging and skin healing properties and is actually used in some Korean beauty supplies. The snails even use the slime to help fix their shells if they become damaged.
Happily, no snails are harmed in the slime extraction and making of the soap. Snail farmer Damien Desrochers says, “I only touch it with my finger, you see it’s not violent, it’s simple.”
As you can probably imagine, a lot of slime is needed to have a steady supply of this soap, so Mr. Desrochers has systems in place to get enough slime. Approximately 40 snails are needed to make 15 bars of soap, and he hopes to produce about 3,000 bars in the first year.
Nothing really surprises us anymore in the beauty world: People put eggs in their hair and bee venom on their skin, so what’s wrong with a little snail slime?
No ifs, ands, or butt ventilators
Breathing, on most days, is a pretty simple task. You inhale, the oxygen goes in, fills your lungs, becomes carbon dioxide, and is exhaled. But as certain recent events have made very clear, some diseases make this task difficult, which is where ventilators come in. The issue is, some patients can’t really use ventilators.
Enter a new study from Japan, which tested the ability of mice and pigs to absorb oxygen through the rectum. Yes, breathing through the butt. It’s not actually such a far-fetched idea; several aquatic animals such as sea cucumbers and catfish absorb oxygen through their intestines, and as any drunken frat boy can tell you after a good butt chug, other chemicals can absolutely be absorbed by human intestines.
After an initial successful experiment where a group of mice had their intestines scrubbed, had pure oxygen inserted enterally, and were exposed to a hypoxic environment, the researchers decided to step up their game and avoid the exhaustive act of digestive scrubbing by enlisting the aid of something out of science fiction: perfluorocarbon. If you haven’t seen “The Abyss,” this liquid can absorb massive amounts of oxygen, so you can actually breathe it in the same way you do with air.
In part two of the experiment, a group of hypoxic mice and pigs had perfluorocarbon inserted into their anuses, while another group got saline solution. The saline group did not fare well, but the animals that got perfluorocarbon had their hypoxic symptoms relieved within minutes.
The effectiveness of this procedure in humans clearly has yet to be tested, and while it may not be useful in all, or even most, situations, it is always beneficial to have more ways to combat a problem. Just don’t tell the frat boys: They’ll be hooking oxygen tanks up to their butts and chanting: “Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!”
Better, stronger, faster … pinker
Many people, most of whom aren’t even athletes, commit huge amounts of time, effort, and expense to improve their athletic performance. But what if there’s an easier way?
Research conducted at the University of Westminster (England) showed that participants could, with one fairly simple intervention, get on a treadmill and run 212 meters further in 30 minutes, increasing their speed by an average of 4.4%. Not only that, but “feelings of pleasure were also enhanced, meaning participants found running more enjoyable,” according to a statement from the university.
Is this amazing intervention a new wonder drug? No. Is it a super special nutritional supplement? Negatory. An energy drink that “gives you wiiings”? Nope. The latest designer steroid? Nyet.
Like we said, it’s simple, and it’s pink. Literally, the color pink. We will explain.
Each of the 10 study subjects completed two 30-minute trials on the treadmill. For one, they were given a clear, artificially sweetened drink while they were running. For the other, they received the exact same drink colored pink with food dye. Pink did better. So to recap the last month in our column, faster looks pink, and skinny smells like lemons.
Once again, science demonstrates that you can’t go wrong by fooling a brain. Next week, LOTME tries to find out if purple makes you funnier.
Hey … I’m singing here!
Noise pollution has been linked to plenty of negative outcomes, but the latest target is the poor baby zebra finch.
Researchers at the Max Planck Institute of Ornithology in Germany say traffic noise disrupts the timing of vocal development and impairs learning in the flying finches. The noise was also shown to suppress their immune systems, because of lingering stress.
The good news is that the birds with noise-induced stress sang as much as their peers in a control group, so the delay in development “was not due to a lack of vocal practice,” according to researchers. However, one long-term effect could be that zebra finch birdsongs could change over time due to noise-induced copying errors. Imagine a really long game of birdsong telephone – the song at the beginning is unlikely to be the song years from now.
While not mentioned in the study, one could also imagine that due to all that exposure to traffic, young zebra finches could be developing a salty dialect and impatience with fellow finches taking up too much space on the same tree branch. Hopefully, they don’t give others “the bird.”
Slimy soap
Remember at the beginning of the pandemic when it was almost impossible to find sufficient hand-washing supplies? Just when you thought you’d tried everything, there is soap made from snail slime.
Snail slime, surprisingly, has many beneficial properties for humans. The slime has antiaging and skin healing properties and is actually used in some Korean beauty supplies. The snails even use the slime to help fix their shells if they become damaged.
Happily, no snails are harmed in the slime extraction and making of the soap. Snail farmer Damien Desrochers says, “I only touch it with my finger, you see it’s not violent, it’s simple.”
As you can probably imagine, a lot of slime is needed to have a steady supply of this soap, so Mr. Desrochers has systems in place to get enough slime. Approximately 40 snails are needed to make 15 bars of soap, and he hopes to produce about 3,000 bars in the first year.
Nothing really surprises us anymore in the beauty world: People put eggs in their hair and bee venom on their skin, so what’s wrong with a little snail slime?